Decline and fall of my monkey business

To read the start of this story read: Secrets revealed on the 17 July on this blogg. After visiting Italy my monkeys are impossible So I try different animals in my experiments, the first being snails No It can be proven snails just don't have a sense of humor At the same time I'm deep in negotiations my monkeys I try with radio controlled indoctrination And I try frogs Frogs apparently are gun crazy unfortunately I have to bend to my monkeys demands