Once upon a time a was thin and had a long beautiful tail
I was a wagabond
I went by the tram
I went by car
Once I found a house, the house ownerns dog got so angry that he vomited, I chased away all their birds, and I scratched their children. When my human came I bet him. It was a good day.
The food gave me terrible wind
I stopped for no car
A door shortened my tail
With a shorter tail, my life mellowed down and I've put some weight on my skinny ass.
Everything was fine until my humans got them self a monster.
And the complete moleskine page, for the Swedish speaking.
