Romeo and Juliet

First there was a pig then came a dog a second pig And a poodle is he the one that's in Faust? The tension strengthens, the pigs are at an advantage Thank (insert deity of choice) for the trusty labrador But the pig's are coming in by the dozen Why all this tensions, why can't pigs and dogs be friends? They seems friendly enough anyway? Aha It's love that is the root of the fight Hey, they are not even proper cats and pigs, they are dragons And that's the way Shakespeare wrote the story of Romeo and Juliet