First there was a pig
then came a dog
a second pig
And a poodle is he the one that's in Faust?
The tension strengthens, the pigs are at an advantage
Thank (insert deity of choice) for the trusty labrador
But the pig's are coming in by the dozen
Why all this tensions, why can't pigs and dogs be friends?
They seems friendly enough anyway?
Aha It's love that is the root of the fight
Hey, they are not even proper cats and pigs, they are dragons
And that's the way Shakespeare wrote the story of Romeo and Juliet