How Hannibal crossed the Alps

Ever wondered how Hannibal managed to bring African Elephants over the alps in order to invade Italy? The thing is, that he used Pygmy Elephants They do love the sea, the trip to Spain, was easy sailing indeed And how they took to Sangria Pygmy elephants are skilled skiers, crossing the alps a mere trifle And they do enjoy a good after ski Defeating the Romans was made by the ingenuity of Hannibal, unrivaled then as now And for enjoying the spoils of war, well pygmy Elephants have made an art of it. I'm taking a blogg break, will be back on Monday or tuseday.