Tintin and snowy
Mattias is awaken by the sun (that means about 11 AM in the winter and about 2 AM come summer)
While waiting for the trace to finish Mattias visits his favorite haberdasher. Artist hands are vulnerable and have to be protected.
It's time again for the nobel price ceremony, and if you do not have a new revolutionizing theory on branes, a elixir for eternal youth cooking in the kitchen or the big Uzbeki novel in your typewriter the chances of you going to Stockholm and participating in the event are rather slim. To make amends here's a short resume of what awaits the nobel laureates.
The laureates stay at Sweden's top hotel (the worlds only skyscraper completely built out of wood) in the heart of gamla stan (the old city).
Most laureates instead stays in Sweden and are signed in to Sweden's ambitious breeding program, a program that aim to make Sweden self sufficient in Nobel laureates by 2050.
The winter in Sweden has been wonderful this year with much snow and with ample opportunities for cross country skiing. To ski is wonderful but you have to be aware of all the dangers that lurks in the woods. I always carry a brake for those hard to handle downhill passages. Asta our Terrier checks the snow for dangerous moles, they can bring havoc on our equipment given half a chance. The woods are full of fashion scouts (the newest fashion trends are first seen amongst us skiers), in order not to reveal my fashion secrets I always bring a large paper bag to wear. The Lion, more used to warmer climates, wears her complete wardrobe when skiing. The most dangerous creature in the forest are the evil squirrel. It's hard to tell the difference between an evil squirrel and a good one, but a good rule is to examine the eyes. Evil squirrel has a hard quality to their eyes. Evil squirrels favorite past time is to catch skiers in a trap called the death loop. In order to lure skiers they make a mock track and then wait for the skier to arrive... When the skier enters the loop, the evil squirrel brushes the entrance track away leaving only the loop track. The unfortunate skier is trapped in an eternal loop with no way out. Come spring the forest is full of bones from looped skiers. Luckily for me I've got Asta to protect me, she is unsurpassed when it comes to evil squirrel spotting.
Making the perfect a sauerkraut is not as hard as you might think, it takes some time though.. the first part is finding the perfect cabbage, not to worry you will know when you'll see the perfect cabbage. Just remember: choose with your heart.Now it's time for trying to woe the cabbage, this is not that hard, cabbages falls in love easily.The early process demands both physical contact..and gentle serenading..Come week two you can start to relax, start making excuses.and talk to the cabbage of the possibilities of a more relaxed relationship. Start bringing home other kinds of salad, (I prefer Roman Salad, notoriousfor it's frivolity) , the souring process shoul be well under way at this stage.Then the third or forth week, do the actual break up, this will brake the cabbages heart and thus completing the sour fermentation.Making the dish perfect (I go for the French way) abuse some bratwurst, neglect some apples, mishandle some juniper berries and finally put the wine straight and then the dish is ready to eat.And it's all that hard work and bad attitude that makes eating a good sauerkraut such a bitter sweet experience.
They joy of biking can sometime be hindered by an exploding tire To make a new tire I take a stroll in our rubber plantation Making a spiral cut makes the rubber juice drip into the combined hat/tiremold Pygmy Elephants hate when you take rubber from the trees, beware they are surprisingly nimble Remember to hold a firm grip on the hat (the chase is part of the plan) because a tired pygmy elephant is an excellent pumping device, and the little run has dried the rubber enough as to venture a pumping of the new tire. And remember to be kind to the elephant afterwards...
the liars bench (ljugarbänk in Swedish) a bench designed for the art of lying. On the west coast of Sweden the liars bench is located to have a good view of the harbor, this post celebrates the bench and the art of lying.
Now go ahead and construct your own bench.
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Coca and Coca, the pups goes astray
Cocina and Martillo, Coca and Cocos pups has grown since last we saw them
They have grown teeth They have learned how to use scissors Martillo and Cocina has learned how to walk They have learned how to climb and they have developed an interest in fast motorcycles They have learned to play with our Chippendale heard As every nigh Coco or Coca reads for the pups But one morning Cocina and Martillo where gone We searched everywhere Soon we found out that they had escaped into Sigtuna proper, a town full of danger We asked the Police We asked at the sports center We searched the petting zoo we searched by the Triumph arch we asked at the circus and we looked around the temple of Electricity But they where nowhere to be found, just one place was left to search.. A place where even the SPD (Sigtuna Police Department, known for their toughness) dare not enter the Sigtuna waterfront...
Knowing the dangers of the Docks.. We went home and changed clothes, the lion was not to happy with my choice of costume for her.. Me and Coco had no luck finding any information.. nor the Lion, well not of the right sort But Coca had! Apparently there had been quit a row at the bloody cauldron, the most notorious pub on the waterfront Inside fear ruled, it was dead silent All were in hiding the bartender pointed at the heart of dread Cocina and Martillo had finally been found! Pure happiness We felt great joy while heading home, leaving behind a lot of relived pirates (and a couple of broken hearts) And now after installing a state of the art security system, the twins will stay put I have (in order to humor the lion) to use the mermaid suit while moving the grass If you happen to visit Sigtuna, and dare enter the docks, you might hear the story told in a alternate version, but remember where you heard it first!