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The noble Art of blogging
First I get an idea
I write it down and nail it to a tree
In the evening a thought farmer harvest my ideas
The Idea is then conceptualized by my Creative Executive Group in a all night meeting
In the morning the concept is brought to one of my creative Directors
He holds an audition. There's always plenty of actors milling around just outside of my blog-studio
At the art department they work hard designing the suits
and decor..
Early afternoon the suits and decor is in place and the actor can start their work. I used to use live animals but I had some union problems and had to use actors instead
With the aid of state of the art Camera Obscura techniques, the drawing is produced
I come in and give the masters touch to the piece of art
It is then delivered to the computing department where it is lovingly scanned
My resident poet then writes the text for the art
And everything is delivered to a computer not far from you
So THAT'S how you come up with this amazing work. Quite simple really!
ReplyDeletehey...that's how I do it too.
ReplyDeleteWhat ? No Edits ?
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I particularly like the idea of the thought farmer.
Du är ett geni!
ReplyDeleteThanks all, yes I gather many use this method it's described in fuller detail in Blogging for the faint of heart.(random House 2004) ;)
ReplyDeletetack Mamma, du skräder inte orden precis
Hon är partisk, lita inte på henne.
ReplyDeleteI personally use a group of Marketing Trolls to stamp all over the best ideas and just concentrate on the generic crap. Oh, sorry! Just taking out a bad day on everyone! Awesome post.
ReplyDeleteOh! So that's how it works!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant and whimsical... I love that you made the art department guy all hairy and rough. Right on.
ReplyDeletejag håller med mamma!
ReplyDeleteHi Mattias!
ReplyDeleteMany time :o)
in the post below you draw from IKEA?
My cousin is graphic designer of ikea.
thanks again, Mauricio he works in Uppsala right?
ReplyDeletewonderful and enlightening story
ReplyDeletedo you tend to hire 2 actors to play the elephant or just 1 actor on hands and feet?
well I just wish i had such an efficient crew working for me :)
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