My name is Kalle, this is my story Once upon a time a was thin and had a long beautiful tail I was a wagabond I went by the tram I went by car Once I found a house, the house ownerns dog got so angry that he vomited, I chased away all their birds, and I scratched their children. When my human came I bet him. It was a good day. The food gave me terrible wind I stopped for no car A door shortened my tail With a shorter tail, my life mellowed down and I've put some weight on my skinny ass. Everything was fine until my humans got them self a monster. And the complete moleskine page, for the Swedish speaking.