A bony issue

One problem with trying to cut down on meat eating is the loss of sex appeal. Few things are as arousing for the fairer sex as seeing a man gnawing on a large bone. And few woman finds any erotic pleasure in watching a vegetarian eat. for this reason many vegetarians has shunned restaurants, and finding other places when searching for a place for cooing. but no more with our new line of life like ceramic bones.. In just a minute transform your favorite vegetarian dish into something that reeks of sex appeal. why not try something in our mammoth series and be the envy of every meat eater out there...

Swat cleaning

Apart from the joy of disturb Astas beauty sleep tidying the house up is not my favorite way of spending my weekends, but sometimes it has to be done Reading the daily newspaper I saw that the local Swat college was to start a new course. Wouldn't a special operation team just be the perfect cleaners? Searching the Internet I soon had a cunning plan. First I gave the Swat instructor a spiked drink, then taking his place as a teacher. At first a hesitated would my pupils fall for it? No problems soon I was learning out how to use a wide array of tactical anti terror weapons (i.e cleaning utensils) My pupils soon showed great skills in dusting.. washing and vacuum cleaning, my work was done and now as soon as our house needs a good clean I just call for my own Swat unit.. As for the real teacher I let my mother take care of him when I took his place as the Swat instructor He soon found a great liking to the art of knitting and when returning to the role of instructor a new breed of Swatters where born, beware criminal masterminds where ever you are.

Dirty hands

I'm a bit low on inspiration at the moment (I'm doing a lot of commission work at the moment) but robot's don't need much time and inspiration to be drawn.

In-flight entertainment part 2

Made on the way back from England with the bonus of a one hour delay

In-flight entertainment part 1

I've been in England the last couple of days (I'm doing some Illustration work for an English TV-production company). Made this drawing while flying and waiting for my flight. I'll post the return drawing tomorrow.

Utopia

Made for Argentina magazine Göoo, the utopian explanation I better leave for the eye of the beholder.

making the perfect Sauerkraut

Making the perfect a sauerkraut is not as hard as you might think, it takes some time though.. the first part is finding the perfect cabbage, not to worry you will know when you'll see the perfect cabbage. Just remember: choose with your heart.Now it's time for trying to woe the cabbage, this is not that hard, cabbages falls in love easily.The early process demands both physical contact..and gentle serenading..Come week two you can start to relax, start making excuses.and talk to the cabbage of the possibilities of a more relaxed relationship. Start bringing home other kinds of salad, (I prefer Roman Salad, notoriousfor it's frivolity) , the souring process shoul be well under way at this stage.Then the third or forth week, do the actual break up, this will brake the cabbages heart and thus completing the sour fermentation.Making the dish perfect (I go for the French way) abuse some bratwurst, neglect some apples, mishandle some juniper berries and finally put the wine straight and then the dish is ready to eat.And it's all that hard work and bad attitude that makes eating a good sauerkraut such a bitter sweet experience.

the loop of death

The winter in Sweden has been wonderful this year with much snow and with ample opportunities for cross country skiing. To ski is wonderful but you have to be aware of all the dangers that lurks in the woods. I always carry a brake for those hard to handle downhill passages. Asta our Terrier checks the snow for dangerous moles, they can bring havoc on our equipment given half a chance. The woods are full of fashion scouts (the newest fashion trends are first seen amongst us skiers), in order not to reveal my fashion secrets I always bring a large paper bag to wear. The Lion, more used to warmer climates, wears her complete wardrobe when skiing. The most dangerous creature in the forest are the evil squirrel. It's hard to tell the difference between an evil squirrel and a good one, but a good rule is to examine the eyes. Evil squirrel has a hard quality to their eyes. Evil squirrels favorite past time is to catch skiers in a trap called the death loop. In order to lure skiers they make a mock track and then wait for the skier to arrive... When the skier enters the loop, the evil squirrel brushes the entrance track away leaving only the loop track. The unfortunate skier is trapped in an eternal loop with no way out. Come spring the forest is full of bones from looped skiers. Luckily for me I've got Asta to protect me, she is unsurpassed when it comes to evil squirrel spotting.