Portable Halo

Introducing the new Portable Halo, a device that will revolutionize lies. By using the remote control and folding the halo out you can give your little white lie an extra punch. For an extra effect use the Puttis and the horns of Jericho to make you extra saintly. Excellent for tricky domestic situation (sorry about the stereotype) As used by politicians For your everyday white lie Now with power ballad extension Heavenly breeze extension Light at the end of the tunnel extension And the original moleskine spread, with smears made while off home base.