the Porcelain Army

One reason that war is so common in our world is that the equipment is so sturdy, an ordinary Tank can withhold almost anything before it breaks. In order to bring more peace to our world I have (together with some of Europe's largest porcelain manufacturers) designed a completely new line of war materials, completely made out of porcelain. The thought behind is if the generals know that their tanks will break if used they will hesitate before going to war, and when it comes to parading porcelain is far superior to steel: The Meissen x120 fighter jet Bing & Gr√łndahl Infantry man Villeroy & Boch middle weight armored Tank Royal Worcester self propelled field gun

8 comments:

  1. That army would be a sight to behold. Glistening white with hand painted details of mauve and emerald.

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  2. brilliant! Maybe a little 24K gold trim would make them think a little harder about using it!

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  3. Clever but this is not going to improve the Defense expenditure budget...

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  4. I need to see a stealth teapot

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  5. I love this! When do you present your idea to the UN?

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