Thing you can do

Hire two private detectives and have them spy on each other Hire two men, one to dig a hole and one to fill a hole, then have them work shifts Dress up as a bird, climb a tree and make a birdwatcher very happy Go to the Opera and seat yourself in the reverse Invite people with exactly the same beliefs to your talk show Start a blog and pretend that you are more important then you are

10 comments:

  1. Great ideas as always! Love the talk show, so many producers in the UK must have taken this course prior to booking guests.

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  2. Fantastic! (oh, I think I may have done one of those things...)

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  3. Sitting in reverse won't keep out the noise (not an opera fan). Cute suggestions Mattias.

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  4. Anonymous7:44 PM

    Very clever. I'd be more inclined to try some of these but they seem like they could be a drain on my financial resources.
    Then again, that had rarely stopped my tomfoolery. Guess it's time to get a talk show.

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  5. What a fun post (and blog).
    Glad there was a brouhaha about "inappropriate content on the Superblog, because otherwise I wouldn't have looked! But I'll be back.

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  6. touché,hehe, as for the last one ... don't we all?

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  7. Love these, very funny. I laughed quite a lot about "sit in reverse at the opera" since I'm not a huge fan of the opera. I just noticed that last time I misspelled your name. I'm horrible with typos. So sorry about that.

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  8. Really good suggestions! I think I'll take the one about dressing up as a bird... let's see...

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  9. Anonymous6:57 AM

    Awesome!
    Any plans to put these on some sort of tshirt-like thing or poster that could be purchased?

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