Hire two private detectives and have them spy on each other
Hire two men, one to dig a hole and one to fill a hole, then have them work shifts
Dress up as a bird, climb a tree and make a birdwatcher very happy
Go to the Opera and seat yourself in the reverse
Invite people with exactly the same beliefs to your talk show
Start a blog and pretend that you are more important then you are
Great ideas as always! Love the talk show, so many producers in the UK must have taken this course prior to booking guests.
ReplyDeleteFantastic! (oh, I think I may have done one of those things...)
ReplyDeleteSitting in reverse won't keep out the noise (not an opera fan). Cute suggestions Mattias.
ReplyDeleteVery clever. I'd be more inclined to try some of these but they seem like they could be a drain on my financial resources.
ReplyDeleteThen again, that had rarely stopped my tomfoolery. Guess it's time to get a talk show.
What a fun post (and blog).
ReplyDeleteGlad there was a brouhaha about "inappropriate content on the Superblog, because otherwise I wouldn't have looked! But I'll be back.
Excellent!!!
ReplyDeletetouché,hehe, as for the last one ... don't we all?
ReplyDeleteLove these, very funny. I laughed quite a lot about "sit in reverse at the opera" since I'm not a huge fan of the opera. I just noticed that last time I misspelled your name. I'm horrible with typos. So sorry about that.
ReplyDeleteReally good suggestions! I think I'll take the one about dressing up as a bird... let's see...
ReplyDeleteAwesome!
ReplyDeleteAny plans to put these on some sort of tshirt-like thing or poster that could be purchased?